hot halloween costume ideas for women

Hot Halloween Costume Ideas for Women

With 43.9% of Americans dressing up this Halloween, what’s a girl to do to stand out in the crowd of French maids and Playboy Bunnies? Adults will spend an estimated $1.21 billion on costumes this year, but you don’t have to break the bank to make him do a double take. Nothing gets a man hotter than coming face-to-face with his teenage fantasy. This Halloween, recreate the hot babes (and steamy sex scenes) he watched over and over again when he first started touching himself in the quiet darkness of his boyhood bedroom. These titillating costumes are sure to cleverly fulfill his wet teenage dream.

The Girl-Next-Door

  • Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) from Saved by the Bell. This dimpled brunette was all sorts of perky, and man a high school boy’s dream girl. She was sassy, sweet, and always ready to shake her pom-poms. Dress up to The Max with a midriff-baring red t-shirt, tight apron, and a desire to serve his every need. Offer to cheer him on with a tempting Tiger Routine as an ever-pleasing Bayside cheerleader.
  • Other sassy sweethearts: Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) from Married with Children. Channel the ’80s and pair an off-the-shoulder, belly baring top with cut offs, tights, and boots. Don’t skimp on the hairspray or red lipstick. He’s sure to get turned on by your naughty next-door demeanor.

Video Vixens

  • Alex Owens (Jessica Beals) from Flashdance. From her skills with a blowtorch to the way she baited his hook eating lobster, her hot wet dance moves and exotic eighties charm gave him quite a feeling. A skin-tight leotard, leg-warmers, oversized sweatshirt and moussed-up curls will have his fingers dancing into your danger zone.
  • Other vamps with vices: Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) from Weird Science. Cut off a vintage t-shirt high enough to show just a hint of under-boob, don some tight boy-shorts and red-hot lips will create his dream girl.

Scantily Clad Sirens

  • Lifeguard babe from Baywatch. A cast of voluptuous woman jiggling their assets across hot sandy beaches; what more could a teenage boy ask for? You’ll have him begging to be rescued with nothing more than a spray tan and high-cut signature red swimsuit.
  • Other nearly naked nymphs: Emmeline (Brooke Shields) from The Blue Lagoon. Use double-sided tape to tame your long flowing locks over the girls, and hide your secret treasure with a barely-there swatch of flimsy white fabric.

Sci-Fi Sexpots

  • Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) from Star Wars. Every single guy that has gone through puberty has at one time enjoyed the pleasures of the bikini-clad Princess in captivity… every single one. A gold spangled bikini, flowing maroon wrap, bohemian moccasin boots, and of course, a long chain hanging from your neck, will have him begging to hold you captive long after the holiday.
  • Other out-of-this-world wonders: Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) from Alien. A simple white cotton tank (bra optional), clinging panties, and a large black gun will send him searching for your deep spaces.