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The Misadventures of Captain Hook

You’ve waited all night for it. You tremble in breathless anticipation as he tugs at the elastic waist of his snug boxer briefs. You bite your lip, your chest heaves–the big moment has finally arrived. He drops anchor and… and… arrghhh! It’s Captain Hook, the cock-eyed, crooked dick. A bedroom pirate, a bent buccaneer, and the last thing you were expecting. It’s enough to put any damsel in distress. While