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Backseat Sex Survival Guide

Backseat Sex season is just around the corner with the weather getting colder and schools starting. A fresh crop of broke ass teenagers, unfamiliar with fake IDs and cheap motels, are finding cars as their only option. The backseat has become a necessity because even the hood rats have standards today, and hooking up in the woods is out of style. Fear not backseat virgins, it doesn’t matter if you’re

The Misadventures of Captain Hook

You’ve waited all night for it. You tremble in breathless anticipation as he tugs at the elastic waist of his snug boxer briefs. You bite your lip, your chest heaves–the big moment has finally arrived. He drops anchor and… and… arrghhh! It’s Captain Hook, the cock-eyed, crooked dick. A bedroom pirate, a bent buccaneer, and the last thing you were expecting. It’s enough to put any damsel in distress. While

Tips to Last Longer in Bed

Any guy whose played with himself is aware of “The Moment.” It probably took no more than ninety seconds to arrive there, so how could he forget? We’re talking about that climactic penis-wrinkle in time where you explode with pleasure then implode with embarrassment. Your partner’s still huffing and puffing, but you just came. Look on the bright side, having an orgasm too quick is better than not at all-

Your Guide to the Perfect Vibe

Orgasms aren’t just for fun: climaxing has been shown to increase blood flow and relieve muscle tension, lower blood pressure, regulate appetite, and relieve pain via endorphins. Maybe you’re one of the two-thirds of women who masturbate three times a week, or you might be the 10% who have never had an orgasm. With women reaching orgasm in four minutes when masturbating compared to 20 minutes with a partner, there’s

Make Him Go Down on You

The guy who loves to play hide-and-go-suck the second the lights go out – we all know him. Yeah, pretty much every man alive. You’ve sucked, cupped and juggled him with eye contact like he was a young Sean Connery again and again. But, if what goes around isn’t exactly cumming around to your muffin, we’re here to help. For starters, give good head and lots of it. Put some

Make Your Man a Trojan Man

We’ve all heard the excuses before: I’m too big, it’ll kill the mood, I’m clean, I have a bad reaction to latex. While hopefully you’re not buying it, a recent study indicates that more young people are having unprotected sex. The Parenthood Foundation found that the number of Americans ages 15–24 who regularly have unprotected sex increased from 38% in 2009 to 53% today. Chances are you and your man

What to Wear to Get Laid Tonight

It’s Saturday night and you’re out with your sorority sisters hoping that the night won’t end with Curb Your Enthusiasm, a joint, and your vibrator. However, sex in this city can be a serious challenge, especially when looking to strike the complicated combination of getting laid while still maintaining your dignity. In a city where the skinny, rich, bleached blondes are a dime a dozen, the biggest obstacle besides choosing

Three Types You Bring Home – Just Not to Mom

Just like you have to eat the free samples at Costco because they’re there, you need to sleep with certain people if they cross your path. Everyone thinks they already have a type, but there’s something to be said for sampling what else is out there. You wouldn’t want to bring them home for the holidays, but you can still bring them home for a night of your own festivities.

Almost Friends With Benefits

No-strings-attached sex, friends with benefits, fuck buddies… there are lots of names for it, but not a lot of ways to successfully pull it off. Men seem pretty capable of navigating the waters of a relationship based on humping. Women are another story. Even with strict intentions of hooking up and nothing more, they’re known for turning psychotic without warning. There’s a valuable bit of information that can help when

How to Have Sex With Your Favorite Waitress

Men never seem to tire of trying to screw the waitress no matter how slim their chances. According to a Cornell study, bigger boobs means bigger tips, but will a 30% tip up your odds of getting laid? While you’re guaranteed to leave the restaurant belly full, it’s nearly impossible to leave with her digits. So how do you have a chance in hell of actually sealing the deal? You