Channel: SEX
V. Ryzhik, Toot It Writer / October 1, 2012 4:57 pm
It may look like you’re reading the king James Bible when your husband scootches into bed next to you and farts under the covers before rolling over and snoring himself to sleep, but you’ve glued in pages from E. L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey right into the part where Jesus accuses Peter of denying him. By the time you [...]
J. Kramer, Toot It Writer / November 19, 2011 5:45 pm
Does sexual addiction really exist, or is it just a horn dog’s cop out? Sexual Recovery defines sexual addiction as “A persistent and escalating pattern or patterns of sexual behaviors acted out despite increasingly negative consequences to self or others.” If you’d like that in English, it’s “a sex fiend who takes no prisoners”-or some prisoners, if they’re kinky enough. [...]
J. Kramer, Toot It Writer / November 7, 2011 12:33 pm
Who says you have to be a celebrity to make a sex tape? You don’t have to be Ron Jeremy to shoot a decent amateur video of you and your boom buddy. The porn business racks up about 100 billion dollars annually. Hey, they gotta be doing something right. For a list of what NOT to do, check out worst [...]
J. Kramer, Toot It Writer / October 31, 2011 12:38 pm
Every guy has that buddy who always manages to get photos of naked girls on his phone. He may not be the best looking guy, or even the smoothest guy, but he knows how the female mind works when it comes to them showing their goods. Follow these guidelines to unlock the secret to sexting, and become the “dude with [...]
V. Ryzhik, Toot It Writer / October 27, 2011 3:46 pm
Bars were created for two reasons: to get a drink and for men to enjoy women making a few bad decisions. Just be aware of the red flags so you don’t make a bad decision and choose to go home with a woman who’s bound to disappoint in the sack. According to a survey by Maxim, 86.6% of nearly 8,000 [...]
TootIt.com Editors / October 24, 2011 1:05 pm
Just imagine Leonidas from the movie 300 squatting down to receive a blowjob while his woman squeezes her pinkie up his butt. Not so tough now, are we Leonidas? His reply, of course, is, “This… is… SPARTA!” Visualizing this example, it’s not hard to picture a real man getting the pinkie treatment while his girl sucks like there’s no tomorrow. [...]
M. Doan, Toot It Editor / October 22, 2011 1:08 pm
So, you’ve wined and dined her, boozed and schmoozed her even. The last four hours of analyzing signs and dissecting innuendos has driven this night to fruition, which for most boys equates to some heavy romping. But are you man enough to curb your erection and look into a woman’s eyes and decipher if she wants to have sex or make love? [...]
V. Ryzhik, Toot It Writer / October 18, 2011 4:44 pm
Hate to break it to you ladies, but your man may not be the reason you’re having trouble getting off. But, don’t put your panties back on just yet. Besides bringing in another woman, a donkey and a can of sweet corn into the bedroom (don’t knock it till you try it, and expect high cleaning bills), kegel exercises are [...]
W. DeMauro, Toot It Writer / October 18, 2011 9:11 am
Backseat Sex season is just around the corner with the weather getting colder and schools starting. A fresh crop of broke ass teenagers, unfamiliar with fake IDs and cheap motels, are finding cars as their only option. The backseat has become a necessity because even the hood rats have standards today, and hooking up in the woods is out of [...]
K. McIvor, Toot It Writer / October 17, 2011 7:45 pm
You’ve waited all night for it. You tremble in breathless anticipation as he tugs at the elastic waist of his snug boxer briefs. You bite your lip, your chest heaves–the big moment has finally arrived. He drops anchor and… and… arrghhh! It’s Captain Hook, the cock-eyed, crooked dick. A bedroom pirate, a bent buccaneer, and the last thing you were [...]