E. Thibodaux, Toot It Writer / November 1, 2011 2:23 pm
So you caught the love of your life cheating. Now what? Approximately 1 in 5 people in a monogamous relationship have cheated on their current partner, so you’re not alone in feeling pissed off and betrayed. The initial reaction is anger, and it’s the worst to keep. Destruction can be cathartic, though, so throw that mug across the room and [...]
K. Fisher, Toot It Writer / October 25, 2011 9:44 pm
It’s Saturday night, and you and you partner are looking for a sexy way to stay in and have some fun. Why go out and spend money on drinks and dancing when you can have just as much fun having a Game Night? No, not the Hasbro family-friendly version you see on commercials where Grandma is excited about a triple [...]
M. Doan, Toot It Editor / October 10, 2011 12:08 am
Relationships are like road trips, always exciting in the beginning, usually fulfilling in the end, but hard to keep interesting in the middle. The first couple hundred miles stirs up stimulating conversations about the future and nostalgic stories from the past. Then something happens once you get out in the country. The amusing anecdotes have been recycled and the initial [...]
E. Thibodaux, Toot It Writer / October 1, 2011 2:51 pm
Some men think they can spread their girlfriend’s legs as easily as opening the fridge to grab a beer. If that’s you, your buddy should slap you for being the cock block. Remember your girlfriend still needs to be turned on to put out on the regular. With a little ingenuity, she’ll be begging to sleep with you again and [...]
M. Doan, Toot It Editor / September 29, 2011 5:53 pm
There has always been this ideal between most couples to achieve the “perfect relationship.” You’ve heard the fairy tales. No fighting. Excellent sex. Communication that comes easier than Boost Mobile. Gloating a savings account that grows like a Chia Pet. Naturally sexy bodies that require no physical training just a steady diet of things that taste like cardboard. It’s disgusting. [...]
K. Fisher, Toot It Writer / September 27, 2011 11:24 pm
Another night rubbing one out via webcam got ya down? With just over 7 million couples in the U.S. reportedly in long distance relationships, chances are you’re just one of many whose orgasm depends on bandwidth speed. While this might be great for the creators of Skype, it means 14 million Americans have to deal with the stress of keeping [...]
Ruby Wendell, Toot It Writer / September 23, 2011 9:35 am
We’re all broke. Yaaay! According to The New York Times, the number of Americans living below the official poverty line is now 46.2 million. This is the highest it’s been in the last 52 years. And while all these people are struggling to keep their heads above water, a few TootIt readers recently overcame economic adversity without much effort. Margaret [...]
Ruby Wendell, Toot It Writer / September 15, 2011 12:00 am
Last night I had amazing make-up sex and it got me thinking… Why is this so great and how soon can we do it again? Now let me just clarify something. While most girls are bat shit crazy and like to start fights for no reason, I’m more of the laid-back normal type. That said, I do like me some [...]