Choosing A Sport For You

Sports are always fun to partake in. Even by watching them on TV you can feel a tingle of excitement when you watch a sports game. Not everyone can partake in sports due to some physical differences or just lack of time. The good thing is that you can always partake in a sport for personal reasons. You don’t have to be a professional player but having a sport especially

The Meaning Of Bros Before Hoes

The term bros before hoes means that guys will always stick up for their fellow guys before girls. While that is the general definition, one can redefine the term or it has more meaning than just that but in some cases it is just the understanding. One definition of bros before hoes is that you usually prioritize your close male friends or male family relatives like brothers or cousins. Think

For Your Vagina: When Shaving Isn’t Cutting It

Women who were “typically hair-free” were more likely to receive oral sex according to a recent University of Indiana study of over 2,400 women. Before you get his shaving cream and smother your vagina, the problems with shaving are many: expensive razors, ingrown hairs, and fast re-growth. For your vagina, here are some more options to getting the hair off and putting his mouth on. Waxing – Waxing is done

Wet Dreams and Sex Scenes: Halloween Costume Ideas

With 43.9% of Americans dressing up this Halloween, what’s a girl to do to stand out in the crowd of French maids and Playboy Bunnies? Adults will spend an estimated $1.21 billion on costumes this year, but you don’t have to break the bank to make him do a double take. Nothing gets a man hotter than coming face-to-face with his teenage fantasy. This Halloween, recreate the hot babes (and

One-Night Stand Survival Guide

Ever wake up in a bed you’ve never seen before with a stranger’s heavy arm prostrate over your body? Yay, It’s your first one-night stand! It’s starting to look like Easter Sunday because you’re hunting for your clothes, keys, wallet, phone, and dignity. On top, you’ve got a pounding headache and sweat stains on your favorite shirt. And, it’s too early in the morning to ask yourself “what did I

How to Have a Threesome

Sex and chicken wings are a lot alike. Actually they’re not, but someone’s always licking fingers after they’re done. Threesomes! Those are like a greasy meal with sauce and legs all over the place. Who’s having those? According to Cosmopolitan, 10% of woman have confirmed they have been involved in a threesome, and 33% of men confirmed it is their number one fantasy. Inviting a new partner to the bedroom

Economic Turmoil, Young Women With Older Men

We’re all broke. Yaaay! According to The New York Times, the number of Americans living below the official poverty line is now 46.2 million. This is the highest it’s been in the last 52 years. And while all these people are struggling to keep their heads above water, a few TootIt readers recently overcame economic adversity without much effort. Margaret got pregnant by her rich Orthodontist, and young Sally is

Pretend to Have Sex With Someone Else

Face it, we’re never going to end up with someone we want to come with. Unless a woman camps out on Sunset Blvd. with a pair of binoculars and a stun-gun, there’s almost no chance she’ll ever bed Gerard Butler. Instead, she’ll end up with Joe Douche-bag who wears his socks while doing it, farts under the covers, and calls her a filthy whore – and not in the good

How To Get Laid on a Budget

Surprise! The economy still sucks, and the only thing your penis cares about is how to find cheap shelter. Whether you have your eye on a special someone – or that sweet piece of ass who gave you her number last night – we’ll show you how to get laid on a budget. Studies show the average cost of a dinner-and-a-movie date is about $130. But why blow that kind

Thank Twitter For Vagina, Bacon and Fisting

One of our readers recently shared that many of the tweets on Twitter included the words vagina, fisting or bacon. Immediately we began to salivate. And as we licked our chops, it wasn’t clear which word was creating this reaction. We were so intrigued by this amazing combination, that we didn’t want to verify the validity of his statement. Vagina along with bacon and fisting almost resemble a symbiotic relationship