Channel: LIFESTYLE

/ October 24, 2011 1:39 am

For Your Vagina: When Shaving Isn’t Cutting It

Women who were “typically hair-free” were more likely to receive oral sex according to a recent University of Indiana study of over 2,400 women. Before you get his shaving cream and smother your vagina, the problems with shaving are many: expensive razors, ingrown hairs, and fast re-growth. For your vagina, here are some more options to getting the hair off [...]

/ October 21, 2011 6:36 pm

Wet Dreams and Sex Scenes: Halloween Costume Ideas

With 43.9% of Americans dressing up this Halloween, what’s a girl to do to stand out in the crowd of French maids and Playboy Bunnies? Adults will spend an estimated $1.21 billion on costumes this year, but you don’t have to break the bank to make him do a double take. Nothing gets a man hotter than coming face-to-face with [...]

/ September 26, 2011 1:51 am

One-Night Stand Survival Guide

Ever wake up in a bed you’ve never seen before with a stranger’s heavy arm prostrate over your body? Yay, It’s your first one-night stand! It’s starting to look like Easter Sunday because you’re hunting for your clothes, keys, wallet, phone, and dignity. On top, you’ve got a pounding headache and sweat stains on your favorite shirt. And, it’s too [...]

/ September 23, 2011 1:49 pm

How to Have a Threesome

Sex and chicken wings are a lot alike. Actually they’re not, but someone’s always licking fingers after they’re done. Threesomes! Those are like a greasy meal with sauce and legs all over the place. Who’s having those? According to Cosmopolitan, 10% of woman have confirmed they have been involved in a threesome, and 33% of men confirmed it is their [...]

/ September 23, 2011 9:35 am

Economic Turmoil, Young Women With Older Men

We’re all broke. Yaaay! According to The New York Times, the number of Americans living below the official poverty line is now 46.2 million. This is the highest it’s been in the last 52 years. And while all these people are struggling to keep their heads above water, a few TootIt readers recently overcame economic adversity without much effort. Margaret [...]

/ September 22, 2011 2:33 pm

Pretend to Have Sex With Someone Else

Face it, we’re never going to end up with someone we want to come with. Unless a woman camps out on Sunset Blvd. with a pair of binoculars and a stun-gun, there’s almost no chance she’ll ever bed Gerard Butler. Instead, she’ll end up with Joe Douche-bag who wears his socks while doing it, farts under the covers, and calls [...]

/ September 21, 2011 2:01 pm

How To Get Laid on a Budget

Surprise! The economy still sucks, and the only thing your penis cares about is how to find cheap shelter. Whether you have your eye on a special someone – or that sweet piece of ass who gave you her number last night – we’ll show you how to get laid on a budget. Studies show the average cost of a [...]

/ September 20, 2011 11:38 am

Thank Twitter For Vagina, Bacon and Fisting

One of our readers recently shared that many of the tweets on Twitter included the words vagina, fisting or bacon. Immediately we began to salivate. And as we licked our chops, it wasn’t clear which word was creating this reaction. We were so intrigued by this amazing combination, that we didn’t want to verify the validity of his statement. Vagina [...]

/ September 18, 2011 9:19 pm

Does Your Boss Deserve a Little Bump and Grind?

In this belt-tightening economy, we are all desperate for dependable work. But does a steady paycheck mean the boss can do some belt unbuckling? Hard-working people have been getting sexually harassed in the workplace since the very beginning. It probably began with prostitution, arguably the oldest profession in the world,  and lewd customers who had no intention of paying a [...]

/ September 12, 2011 7:37 pm

Naked and Famous

If there’s anything we have learned from the latest embarrassing escapades of celebrities, athletes and politicians, it’s to keep your clothes on. At least, when you’re sending pictures over the internet. This should be obvious. Unfortunately, even for the world’s richest and most recognizable, it’s hard to turn down that booty call snapshot when you’re sporting a woody (or, a [...]

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