Posts From Ruby Wendell, Toot It Writer

How to Have Sex With Your Favorite Waitress

Men never seem to tire of trying to screw the waitress no matter how slim their chances. According to a Cornell study, bigger boobs means bigger tips, but will a 30% tip up your odds of getting laid? While you’re guaranteed to leave the restaurant belly full, it’s nearly impossible to leave with her digits. So how do you have a chance in hell of actually sealing the deal? You

Economic Turmoil, Young Women With Older Men

We’re all broke. Yaaay! According to The New York Times, the number of Americans living below the official poverty line is now 46.2 million. This is the highest it’s been in the last 52 years. And while all these people are struggling to keep their heads above water, a few TootIt readers recently overcame economic adversity without much effort. Margaret got pregnant by her rich Orthodontist, and young Sally is